Poster: Totembot at 6/30/2006 12:38:56 PM PDT
Subject: Gnomes. |
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I have a few questions. Why would you roll a gnome? All they are, are midgets. Thier voice annoys me, the way they walk annoys me, and they can easily be used as a football by the horde. Imagine a gnome in real life tanking nefarian. They are the most annoying things ever. I just want to pop thier little heads with anger. Another thing is thier mounts. Thier mounts are the worst looking things I have ever seen. It is the lamest excuse for a mount ever. I personally would rather ride a wolf, or a cat, or a raptor WAY more than those things. I don't get how they can get around without being eaten in one bite by some hungry Cow with an axe, or by those green monkies that are commonly referred to as orcs.
So tell me. Why roll a gnome?[ post edited by Totembot ]
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Poster: Nethaera at 6/30/2006 12:46:08 PM PDT
Subject: Re: Gnomes. |
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Some people like them because they feel they are harder to target in PvP.
I hear Gnome toes can be a delicacy however when served in a nice lemonbutter sauce. That's just hearsay though.
To light a candle is to cast a shadow.
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Poster: Nethaera at 6/30/2006 1:17:41 PM PDT
Subject: Re: Gnomes. |
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Q u o t e:
I feel it is my duty to remind the gnome eating candle; that although Gnomes have been unjustly excluded from the priesthood, they have found other methods of mind control. Further attempts to dine on Gnomes may require more amble use of these devices. I recommend that your consumpiton desires be redirected to medium-rare Taruen
Bob
-Paid Spokesman for "Gnomes for the Priesthood"
Tauren, it's what's for dinner?
To light a candle is to cast a shadow.
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