Poster: Chewkakah at 5/12/2006 12:02:51 PM PDT
Subject: These forums, greatest story ever told! |
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Hi there. If you new to these forums or World of Warcraft, allow me to fill you in on what you missed during the last year.
The following statements are all fact! Just ask the people that posted them.
"Raiders" ALL live in their mothers basement, have no job, pale skin, touch themselves at night due to lack of social skills, dont pay taxes, have no friends, and smell funny.
"Casuals" ALL live in 5700 sq/ft homes, have 6 figure salaries, dont have time for all the sexual advances made on them, know what the sun looks like, are the life of the party, smell like potporui and kittens/money.
Any class, other than your own, is in need of HUGE nerfs to their gamebreaking, overpowered abilities. Your class needs a buff, because you DONT pay 15$ a month to put up with this crap.
There is nothing wrong with the game, your just retarded.
Somehow targeting a player and mashing a combo of 4 buttons takes skill, and targeting a mob and mashing a combo of 4 buttons does not.
Boobies are much more damaging to young minds then decapitation and torture.
You MUST be homosexual if your game avatar's genital's dont match your own (size optional of course).
If you dont have a valid argument against someone, attack their grammar and spelling.
Dont let levels fool you! Level 1 toon's know EVERYTHING, and never stop reminding you that you know nothing.
Guilds that raid are actually run by retired war criminals and 3rd world country sweat-shop supervisors.
Dont forget to call your mother and make sure that you can quit your job and move into the basement before raiding.
Your the ONLY person that understands "it".
Blizzard is a Travashamockery and your lawyer CAN and WILL help you!
It's the dirty vulgarians fault that you turned off the profanity filter... and got dazed by naughty words. You could probably sue Blizzard for this.
Forums are a place where people exchange ideas, and stimulate debate and social behaviour.
I totally made that last one up.
Chewcaca
Guild Master
JOURINTHEWAY
| | | http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=8297689&p=#post8297689 | | | Poster: Tseric at 5/15/2006 12:31:38 PM PDT
Subject: Re: These forums, greatest story ever told! |
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Q u o t e:
Your the ONLY person that understands "it".
Truly, THE defining paradigm of the forums.
or, in more colloquial terms...QFT
To live outside the law, one must be honorable
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