[ post edited by Jaxon ]

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Ladies and gentlemen I am here today to introduce the King Jaxon guide to telling if that female character you're flirting with, is actually a male in real life. If you follow this guide, before you know it you will have that female character saying, "I only made a female so I didn't have to look at a male's butt for 60 levels".

1. HAHA. Males irl say haha. Real life females will say hehe. If you flirt with a female and then proceed to tell a joke and her repsonse is HAHA, then you know its a guy.

2. Shorthand. If that female character asks "can u give me an intellect buff plz." it's a guy. A female will never use shorthand.

3. Pets. Real life females will more often than not have a pet by their side. If you see a kitten or a rabbit following a female character then you know it's a real life female.

4. Jumping. I know you have all seen it. The character who jumps around while they run. Males ONLY do this. Real life females are generally chatting away with someone while they run so they don't jump around to pass the boredom.

5. Announcing their a female. If a character talks alot about being a female in real life, then their a male.

6. Bad grammar usually screams male. I know we spoke about shorthand earlier but also be looking for proper punctuation at the end of a sentance.

7. Gnomes. Real life females NEVER make gnomes. All gnomes are male characters. They like to make pretty humans and elves and what not.

8. Smiley faces. Both males and females use them although females use them alot more. Also, look at the type of smiley. Females tend to use :) and :P. Males will just go with the standard =).

Now this guide is 95 percent effctive. I can't guarntee 100 percent accuracy. If you want 100 percent accuracy, you must follow the said guide AND do one of two things...1. Webcam. Pic means nothing. 2. Voice chat, again pic means nothing and don't fall for a recored voice message over yahoo chat. Voice chat in real time.


Thank you.


King Jaxon.

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