Poster: Kade at 10/21/2005 2:33:33 PM PDT
Subject: Caydiem I would like to court you |
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Caydiem, I know things have been bad in the past bewteen us(Our secret affair, HELLO? =P) but this is a humble request for your love once more.
Cay-cay, I miss our night owl antics of painting pictures all night and listening to Billy Joel.
Remember that time I was painting an owl, and you were like "What are you painting?" and I was like "An owl" and you came over and said "You're doing the shading all wrong," followed by "I know its supposed to be that way, its the style I want" then you said,
"But that style is stupid, I am much more talented than you and therefore this owl's shading is fubar."
"It took me 10 hours to draw the eyes on this thing, you know how I suck at eyes!"
"Well, its 10 hours of crap with that horrible shade job"
"Oh Cay-cay, I wanna have your baby"
"Behold, I am Caydiem, Lady of the Elven Militia and supreme Queen of all the land. With my left hand I rule with an iron fist, and with my right hand I thrash you and your mongrel people. Upon my fingers are jewels and rings adorned; from the peaks of Tra-la-la to the red rivers of Ding-ding-dong I hath searched for a painting with which to critique, to belittle my foes such as you through indirect malicious criticism shone through my aura of knowledge of the art. I slap at thee, I slap I say, and thou shalt fall before me in awe of my herbal splendor. The shading is all wrong, and therefore, I am Caydiem, Lady of the Elven Militia and Queen of all the land. With my left hand I rule with an iron fist, and with my right hand I thrash you and your mongrel people. Upon my fingers are jewels and rings adorned; from the peaks of Tra-la-la to the red rivers of Ding-ding-dong I hath searched for a painting with which to critique, to belittle my foes such as you through indirect malicious criticism shone through my aura of knowledge of the art. I slap at thee, I slap I say, and thou shalt fall before me in awe of my herbal splendor. The shading is all wrong, and therefore, I am Caydiem, Lady of the Elven Militia and Queen of all the land.
| | | http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=5408972&p=#post5408972 | | | Poster: Caydiem at 10/21/2005 2:41:53 PM PDT
Subject: Re: Caydiem I would like to court you |
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The sad thing is that certain parts of this post are ringing very vague, distant bells in my head... so I honestly don't know what to think.
/scared
Carpe Caydiem.
Seize the Cay.
| | | http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=5408972&p=#post5409087 | Poster: Caydiem at 10/21/2005 2:46:09 PM PDT
Subject: Re: Caydiem I would like to court you |
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Q u o t e:
I don't there's a man alive that could take that.
Preacher: Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Cay: I recognise this question and it has very vaild points. At this time, I have an answer and that answer is well thought out. I hope that helps you.
Preacher:...
Trust me, I'm rather plain-spoken when I'm off the clock. :P
Carpe Caydiem.
Seize the Cay.
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