Poster: Lucena at 9/16/2005 1:15:11 PM PDT
Subject: World of FreestylingCraft |
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strong like a rock
wearing plates on my frock
I am a lady, killer
Try to stun me rogue, youll be my dinner
I keep those pots - free action in my pocket
in case you feeeze me up, im'a go an unlock it.
And bring some pain to yo brain with my arcanite axe,
just stay put it'll be over soon...relax
because im unforgivin, you horde is kill on sight
dont need a blessing of might for this fight
because i swing my axe right...
Crittin like a villain even mages gotta fear me
go and call your buddies cos youll need them all to defeat me.
I help newbs on my way through the day i gotta say,
i help them with the quests without rest and i never stress.
I get groups from ironforge, and i give them a tour
i show them ironforge and the deeprun tram too.
Anyways i digress i gotta go now no time to mess,
I dont like MC's unless its molten core
so if you think you got it bring it,
Im always up for more.
I am warrior lucena
moving fast so you dont see her.
Props go out to eredar forum:
saw this on that forum and thought , i just have to bring this to general
https://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-eredar&t=135791&p=1&tmp=1#post135791[ post edited by Lucena ]
| | | http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=4918349&p=#post4918349 | | | Poster: Caydiem at 9/16/2005 3:05:18 PM PDT
Subject: Re: World of FreestylingCraft |
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I will share this. Last night a mage named Mashara posted a parody (that I'd seen before, I believe, but it's nice just the same). Alas, it was culled before its prime, but I had a response prepared. ;)
The original post:
Q u o t e:
Dear Mrs-I'm-Too-Good-To-Write-Or-Respond-To-My-Blizzard-Fans,
this'll be the last Post I ever write to your Tauren ass
It's been 2 minutes and still no response - I don't deserve it?
I know you saw my last thread;
I wrote the word "BLUE" in the title perfect
So this is my last post I'm sending you, I hope you click on it
I'm living with my mom right now, I turn 42 next Sunday
Hey Caydiem, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to install EQ2?
You know that movie by the guild PALS FOR LIFE, "Leeroy Jenkins"
about that guy who coulda saved his party from dying
but didn't, then when the chums "stuck to the plan" they still wiped?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from wiping
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 hour MC run without my item
and all I wanted was a blue response or an Unyielding maul
I hope you know I ripped ALL of my blizzard posters off the wall
I love you Caydiem, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your Blizzard co-workers are in anguish and you can't BREATHE without me
See Caydiem; *screaming*
Shut up Mom! I'm trying to type!
Hey Caydiem, that's my mom knocking on my door
but I didn't talk back to her, I listened, see I ain't like you
cause if she goes away I won't have to get a job and I can play too
Well, gotta go, Wow's almost done uninstalling now
Oh @#$%, I forgot, how am I supposed to to get my Obsidian Edged Blade back?
Mashara, I meant to reply sooner, but I've just been busy.
You said you're running Molten Core, how is it farming Luci?
Look, I'm really sorry your armor lost its power.
I hope that this post makes it up to you; I'm writing at a later hour.
I'm sorry I didn't see your urgent thread, I must have missed you.
Don't think I did that act intentionally, just to "diss" you.
And what's this bit you said about installing a new MMO?
I hope you're simply joking friend, I don't want you to go.
You have some issues, Mash, so please, give me your feedback
To help the devs to separate the fiction from the straight facts.
And what's this bit about us meant to be together?
That sort of post'll make me skip your thread for another.
I really think you should post a bit more civilly.
Or maybe you should play a Rogue instead.
I hope you get to read this thread.
I just hope you can see it in time.
Before you cancel with us, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you'd relax a little. I'm glad that I inspired you, but Mash
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan.
I just don't want you to do some crazy stunt.
I saw this one thread on the forum a couple weeks ago that made me sad.
Some Mage was mad and ninja'd this great epic knife
And laughed at all the Rogues, trained them, and ran for her life
And the GMs sent a tell but the person had already cancelled their account too
Come to think about it... her name was... it was you.
DANG!
- Caydiem -
/moonfire
| | | http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=4918349&p=#post4919997 | Poster: Caydiem at 9/16/2005 4:15:49 PM PDT
Subject: Re: World of FreestylingCraft |
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Q u o t e:
R-E-T S-P-E-C
find out what it means to me
R-E-T S-P-E-C
proc my S-o-C!
SoC it to me SoC it to me SoC it to me SoC it to me
SoC it to me SoC it to me SoC it to me SoC it to me
a little Ret Spec! (just a little bit!)
Hey! (just a little bit!)
As soon as I went Ret Spec, I always had this in my head. I never did come up with good stuff for the verses, but I think it has potential. Please feel free to add on, or whatever.
That... is awesome.
- Caydiem -
/moonfire
| | | http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=4918349&p=#post4920890 | Poster: Caydiem at 9/16/2005 3:05:18 PM PDT
Subject: Re: World of FreestylingCraft *edited post* |
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I will share this. Last night a mage named Mashara posted a parody (that I'd seen before, I believe, but it's nice just the same). Alas, it was culled before its prime, but I had a response prepared. ;)
The original post:
Q u o t e:
Dear Mrs-I'm-Too-Good-To-Write-Or-Respond-To-My-Blizzard-Fans,
this'll be the last Post I ever write to your Tauren ass
It's been 2 minutes and still no response - I don't deserve it?
I know you saw my last thread;
I wrote the word "BLUE" in the title perfect
So this is my last post I'm sending you, I hope you click on it
I'm living with my mom right now, I turn 42 next Sunday
Hey Caydiem, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to install EQ2?
You know that movie by the guild PALS FOR LIFE, "Leeroy Jenkins"
about that guy who coulda saved his party from dying
but didn't, then when the chums "stuck to the plan" they still wiped?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from wiping
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 hour MC run without my item
and all I wanted was a blue response or an Unyielding maul
I hope you know I ripped ALL of my blizzard posters off the wall
I love you Caydiem, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your Blizzard co-workers are in anguish and you can't BREATHE without me
See Caydiem; *screaming*
Shut up Mom! I'm trying to type!
Hey Caydiem, that's my mom knocking on my door
but I didn't talk back to her, I listened, see I ain't like you
cause if she goes away I won't have to get a job and I can play too
Well, gotta go, Wow's almost done uninstalling now
Oh @#$%, I forgot, how am I supposed to to get my Obsidian Edged Blade back?
Mashara, I meant to reply sooner, but I've just been busy.
You said you're running Molten Core, how is it farming Luci?
Look, I'm really sorry your armor lost its power.
I hope that this post makes it up to you; I'm writing at a later hour.
I'm sorry I didn't see your urgent thread, I must have missed you.
Don't think I did that act intentionally, just to "diss" you.
And what's this bit you said about installing a new MMO?
I hope you're simply joking friend, I don't want you to go.
You have some issues, Mash, so please, give me your feedback
To help the devs to separate the fiction from the straight facts.
And what's this bit about us meant to be together?
That sort of post'll make me skip your thread for another.
I really think you should post a bit more civilly.
Or maybe you should play a Rogue instead.
I hope you get to read this thread.
I just hope you can see it in time.
Before you cancel with us, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you'd relax a little. I'm glad that I inspired you, but Mash
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan.
I just don't want you to do some crazy stunt.
I saw this one thread on the forum a couple weeks ago that made me sad.
Some Mage was mad and ninja'd this great epic knife
And laughed at all the Rogues, trained them, and ran for her life
And the GMs sent a tell but the person had already cancelled their account too
Come to think about it... her name was... it was you.
DANG!
- Caydiem -
/moonfire
| | | http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=4918349&p=#post4919997 | Poster: Caydiem at 9/16/2005 4:15:49 PM PDT
Subject: Re: World of FreestylingCraft *edited post* |
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Q u o t e:
R-E-T S-P-E-C
find out what it means to me
R-E-T S-P-E-C
proc my S-o-C!
SoC it to me SoC it to me SoC it to me SoC it to me
SoC it to me SoC it to me SoC it to me SoC it to me
a little Ret Spec! (just a little bit!)
Hey! (just a little bit!)
As soon as I went Ret Spec, I always had this in my head. I never did come up with good stuff for the verses, but I think it has potential. Please feel free to add on, or whatever.
That... is awesome.
- Caydiem -
/moonfire
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