|Poster: Pipsie at 9/8/2005 2:12:47 PM PDT|
Subject: Eyonix Gnome Representative
Eyonix, the community labels you the new gnome representative. Here is our list of demands:
1. Immediate explanation of where Gnomes came from! We have no lore. =(
2. Will of the Gnomes racial ability. - Removes all debuffs, no cooldown.
3. Mind Control racial aiblity. - Please?
4. Death and Destruction racial ability - Instantly kills a tauren within range of you.
500000 yd range.
5. Gnome capital - Gnomes should control all of Ironforge. Dwarves suck.
6. Gnome paladins, shamans, hunters and priests. NOW!
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|Poster: Eyonix at 9/8/2005 2:43:26 PM PDT|
Subject: Re: Eyonix Gnome Representative
Gnomes, as your representative and for your own protection I must step in and ask that you remain humble, and not demand such outrageous improvements to your race. This sort of behavior is what undoubtedly led to the loss of your great city and ultimately attributes to your current status of dwarf dependency.
Remember, always refer to WWMTGD...
Friend of Matt the Gnome