Poster: Strife at 7/8/2005 12:48:10 PM PDT
Subject: Blizzard is Controlled by a Evil Computer |
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I was searching through the internet when I found this!
http://www.freewebs.com/evilblizzardcomputer/index.htm
As it turns out, Blizzard is being controlled by a evil super computer! Our classes will be selected by the computer reach patch as to whether they will be "UBEROVERPOWERPLZNERF", "Normal" or "PLZBUFFTHISCLASS". Unfortunately for warlocks, they will be the secondary PLZBUFF everytime, but will be ignored.
How could blizzard hide such a dark sercret from us? HOW? Fangtooth and Cay...how could you betray us?!
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Poster: Caydiem at 7/8/2005 12:52:53 PM PDT
Subject: Re: Blizzard is Controlled by a Evil Computer |
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Greetings, citizen St-R-IFE.
I am Cayd-I-EMM.
You seem to be exhibiting abnormally low amounts of happiness. You should repeat the knowledge given to you upon coming out of the cloning vat: The Computer is our friend. Trust in the Computer.
*squints*
In fact, it appears that you are claiming some rather treasonous ideals. Please report to the nearest Termination Centre.
- Caydiem -
Assistant Community Manager
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Poster: Caydiem at 7/8/2005 1:10:24 PM PDT
Subject: Re: Blizzard is Controlled by a Evil Computer |
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Q u o t e:
Wait - we post in white, and Blizzard posts in blue, so - doesn't that mean that they can't actually read our posts? Or if they do, we are required by the computer to kill them?
...
*sends Scrubots to "clean up" citizen Te-R-IDN*
- Caydiem -
Assistant Community Manager
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Poster: Caydiem at 7/8/2005 12:52:53 PM PDT
Subject: Re: Blizzard is Controlled by a Evil Computer *edited post* |
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Greetings, citizen St-R-IFE.
I am Cayd-I-EMM.
You seem to be exhibiting abnormally low amounts of happiness. You should repeat the knowledge given to you upon coming out of the cloning vat: The Computer is our friend. Trust in the Computer.
*squints*
In fact, it appears that you are claiming some rather treasonous ideals. Please report to the nearest Termination Centre.
- Caydiem -
Assistant Community Manager
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Poster: Caydiem at 7/8/2005 1:10:24 PM PDT
Subject: Re: Blizzard is Controlled by a Evil Computer *edited post* |
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Q u o t e:
Wait - we post in white, and Blizzard posts in blue, so - doesn't that mean that they can't actually read our posts? Or if they do, we are required by the computer to kill them?
...
*sends Scrubots to "clean up" citizen Te-R-IDN*
- Caydiem -
Assistant Community Manager
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