Poster: Zhakjin at 4/5/2005 2:39:27 PM PDT
Subject: Why I Hate Gnomes |
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1. They are living footballs. Stay put you piece of sport equipment!
2. They are just smaller dorfs. Did blizzard run out of ideas or what? Dwarves are basically smaller humans. Ok, fine. So... we already have elves... we need one more... oh i know, how about an EVEN SMALLER human. and so midget race no. 2 is born.
3. Their noses are huge. and not in the good way like trolls. trolls have pointy noses. Gnomes have noses like dilbert.
4. worst /sillies.
5. hair sucks. what do you mean trolls have bad hair?
http://www.blizzard.com/wow/townhall/trolls.shtml
those are awesome. gnomes, please find hair stylists who aren't retarded crack addicts.
6. goblins kick ass. and goblins hate gnomes. gnomes suck.
7. we were both chased out of homes, but at least wi didn't blow ours up.
8. Tauren have to clean their hooves so often because of you. Get out of their way. *splat* god damnit.
9. THE most annoying voices EVER. go back to disney land.
10. small feet mean...
11. Giant ears vs face size. again, it might not suck so much if they were pointy... i mean god you guys have ears proportionally the same size and shape as dumbo.
12. have you ever seen yourselves walk? can you not bend your knees or something?
trolls rock. we have awesome accents. hunched backs = relaxed and cool. lanky? sorry im not fat.
but cmon now, gnomes suck.
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Poster: Eyonix at 4/5/2005 3:33:56 PM PDT
Subject: Re: Why I Hate Gnomes |
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It sounds as though some of you are in dire need of gnome sensitivity training. Please remember that despite their small and slightly deformed bodies, inside them beats a heart of warmth and love.
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