Poster: Tchi at 3/21/2006 6:12:32 AM PST
Subject: One post fits all... |
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Hi, I am making this post today because I:
[ ] am bored.
[ ] am at work/school/uni.
[ ] got kicked off my server and it's now stuck at the "retrieving character list" page.
[ ] am being corpse-campd in redridge by a whole guild in epics.
[ ] am addicted to reading stupid whine posts and people complaining about people complaining.
[ ] have lost a duel/fight
[ ] am a troll
[ ] thought I might get some form of attention and respect from fellow gamers.
[ ] needed to insult someone for no apparent reason.
I want to:
[ ] whine
[ ] complain
[ ] moan
[ ] #@%$!
[ ] cry
[ ] insult Blizzard
[ ] insult casuals
[ ] insult raiders
[ ] insult foreigners
[ ] insult anyone
[ ] ask a question but am obvisouly in the wrong forum
[ ] make a suggestion but am obviously in the wrong forum
[ ] say lots of incomprehensible things and wave my arms in the air and make angry gestures while sighing heavily at other people's inability to understand what I write
[ ] pretend I'm witty by dissing the OP with a clever line I've heard before in Buffy/Alias/Star Trek
Especially with regards to:
[ ] new servers
[ ] dead servers
[ ] full severs
[ ] lag
[ ] the expansion
[ ] Patch X.XX
[ ] PvP
[ ] lack of PvP
[ ] character transfers
[ ] class imbalance
[ ] unfair racials
[ ] corpse-camping
[ ] funny things in WOW everyone has noticed since the second day of release
[ ] Chuck norris
[ ] all of the above
My arguments will be:
[ ] non-existent
[ ] insults
[ ] whines
[ ] in a foreign language
[ ] incomprehensible
[ ] wr1tt3n 1n 1337 5p34k c05 1 15 c00l
[ ] calling other noobs
[ ] mathematical equations that no one will ever bother checking
[ ] crappy definitions from Wikisomething
[ ] a mixture of invented facts and stupid generalisations
My conclusion will invariably that:
[ ] you suck
[ ] Blizzard sucks
[ ] raiders suck
[ ] casuals suck
[ ] new servers suck
[ ] old servers suck
[ ] my class sucks
[ ] your class sucks
[ ] his class sucks cos I lost a fight against him so his class is imba and therefore sucks
[ ] Pvp sucks
[ ] everything sucks
[ ] I am funny and cleverer than you
[ ] Chuck Norris is funnier/stronger than Mr T.
After reading this, you will be unable to avoid the conclusion that the OP is:
[ ] a whiner
[ ] a noob
[ ] a kiddo
[ ] a 1337 kiddo
[ ] a fanboi
[ ] Chuck Norris
[ ] a forum alt
[ ] a troll
[ ] an elitist
[ ] someone who's spent far too much time in the basement and needs to see the light of day
[ ] the same guy who made the same exact same post yesterday
[ ] mentally retarded and in desperate need of psychiatric help, or maybe just some friends
Hope it helps a little...
http://wow.allakhazam.com/profile.html?834303
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Poster: Aeus at 3/21/2006 6:21:19 AM PST
Subject: Re: One post fits all... |
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Hi, I am making this post today because I:
[x] am bored with Chuck Norris
[ ] am at work/school/uni.
[ ] got kicked off my server and it's now stuck at the "retrieving character list" page.
[ ] am being corpse-campd in redridge by a whole guild in epics.
[ ] am addicted to reading stupid whine posts and people complaining about people complaining.
[ ] have lost a duel/fight
[ ] am a troll
[ ] thought I might get some form of attention and respect from fellow gamers.
[ ] needed to insult someone for no apparent reason.
I want to:
[ ] whine
[ ] complain
[ ] moan
[ ] #@%$!
[ ] cry
[ ] insult Blizzard
[ ] insult casuals
[ ] insult raiders
[ ] insult foreigners
[ ] insult anyone
[ ] ask a question but am obvisouly in the wrong forum
[ ] make a suggestion but am obviously in the wrong forum
[x] say lots of incomprehensible things and wave my arms in the air and make angry gestures while sighing heavily at other people's inability to understand what I write
[ ] pretend I'm witty by dissing the OP with a clever line I've heard before in Buffy/Alias/Star Trek
Especially with regards to:
[ ] new servers
[ ] dead servers
[ ] full severs
[ ] lag
[ ] the expansion
[ ] Patch X.XX
[ ] PvP
[ ] lack of PvP
[ ] character transfers
[ ] class imbalance
[ ] unfair racials
[ ] corpse-camping
[ ] funny things in WOW everyone has noticed since the second day of release
[x] Chuck norris
[ ] all of the above
My arguments will be:
[ ] non-existent
[ ] insults
[ ] whines
[ ] in a foreign language
[ ] incomprehensible
[ ] wr1tt3n 1n 1337 5p34k c05 1 15 c00l
[ ] calling other noobs
[ ] mathematical equations that no one will ever bother checking
[ ] crappy definitions from Wikisomething
[x] a mixture of invented facts and stupid generalisations
My conclusion will invariably be that:
[ ] you suck
[ ] Blizzard sucks
[ ] raiders suck
[ ] casuals suck
[ ] new servers suck
[ ] old servers suck
[ ] my class sucks
[ ] your class sucks
[ ] his class sucks cos I lost a fight against him so his class is imba and therefore sucks
[ ] Pvp sucks
[ ] everything sucks
[ ] I am funny and cleverer than you
[x] Chuck Norris is so passe.
After reading this, you will be unable to avoid the conclusion that the OP is:
[ ] a whiner
[ ] a noob
[ ] a kiddo
[ ] a 1337 kiddo
[ ] a fanboi
[ ] Chuck Norris
[ ] a forum alt
[ ] a troll
[ ] an elitist
[ ] someone who's spent far too much time in the basement and needs to see the light of day
[ ] the same guy who made the same exact same post yesterday
[x] mentally retarded and in desperate need of psychiatric help, or maybe just some friends
The Imp is always in before the Lock
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Poster: Aeus at 3/21/2006 6:56:33 AM PST
Subject: Re: One post fits all... |
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Q u o t e:
Pretty ironic that the rare event a blue actually post on the EU forums, it's on a thread like this :p
~Caelan
Funny how there's always ONE person who needs to complain about that..
The Imp is always in before the Lock
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