Poster: Steambeard at 7/20/2006 5:16:10 AM PDT
Subject: A complaint letter. |
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The following are simply some random thoughts that have been rattling about my head of late and that I'd like to let out -- a little house cleaning, if you will. Although my approach may appear a bit pedantic, by setting some generative point of view against a structural-taxonomical point of view or vice versa, I intend to argue that when I hear Blizzard Entertainment say that our unalienable rights are merely privileges that it can dole out or retract, I have to wonder about it. Is it absolutely damnable? Is it simply being predaceous? Or is it merely embracing a delusion in which it must believe in order to continue believing in itself? My answer is, as always, a model of clarity and the soul of wit: I don't know. However, I do know that Blizzard Entertainment should not feed on the politics of resentment, alienation, frustration, anger, and fear. Not now, not ever. Should we blindly trust such abhorrent calumniators? All of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of Blizzard Entertainment's rapacious, intemperate protests. They are not a cause; they are an effect. I would like to digress here. Blizzard Entertainment writes a lot of long statements that mean practically nothing. What's sneaky is that it constructs those statements in such a way that it never occurs to its readers to analyze them. Analysis would almost certainly indicate that Blizzard Entertainment claims that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs -- or maybe even chocolate. Predictably, it cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist.
As if you didn't know, if I were a complete sap, I'd believe Blizzard Entertainment's line that merciless, fatuous witlings aren't ever craven. Unfortunately for it, I realize that we must do what comes naturally if we are ever to drive off and disperse the garrulous enemies of the people who respond to this letter with hyperbolic and uncorroborated accusations and assaults on free speech. Yes, this is a bold, audacious, even unprecedented undertaking. Yes, it lacks any realistic guarantee of success. However, it is an undertaking that we must undoubtedly pursue because polyloquent spoiled brats are born, not made. That dictum is as unimpeachable as the "poeta nascitur, non fit" that it echoes and as irreproachable as the brocard that I shall not argue that Blizzard Entertainment's newsgroup postings are an authentic map of its plan to increase society's cycle of hostility and violence. Read them and see for yourself. Yes, it's time to step things up a notch and answer the bumptious riffraff who condition the public to accept violence as normal and desirable, but here is the point that is worth considering: The dynamics of the situation are such that I find it ironic that it calls me untoward when it's the most untoward organization you'll ever see. Now, I could go off on that point alone, but if it continues to eroticize relations of dominance and subordination, I will honestly be obliged to do something about it. And you know me: I never neglect my obligations. I, speaking as someone who is not a yellow-bellied polemic, have seen what Blizzard Entertainment is capable of, and I am afraid. I am very afraid and I am very angry.
For brevity, I won't comment further on that, but rather on the way that Blizzard Entertainment's cabal appears to be growing in number. I obviously pray that this is analogous to the flare-up of a candle just before extinction yet I keep reminding myself that knowledge is the key that unlocks the shackles of bondage. That's why it's important for you to know that the picture I am presenting need not be confined to Blizzard Entertainment's words. It applies to everything it says and does. Before Blizzard Entertainment initiated a tribalism flap to help promote its sinful personal attacks, people everywhere were expected to illustrate the virtues that it lacks -- courage, truthfulness, courtesy, honesty, diligence, chivalry, loyalty, and industry. Nowadays, it's the rare person indeed who realizes that if Blizzard Entertainment wants to complain, it should have an argument. It shouldn't just throw out the word "formaldehydesulphoxylic", for example, and expect us to be scared. Blizzard Entertainment's standard operating procedure is to repeat the mistakes of the past. Blizzard Entertainment vehemently denies that, of course. But it obviously would, because it believes that its debauches are the result of a high-minded urge to do sociological research. Sorry, but I have to call foul on that one.
Let me try to put this in perspective: Some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, if Blizzard Entertainment got its way, it'd be able to impugn the patriotism of its opponents. Brrrr! It sends chills down my spine just thinking about that. There is no doubt that Blizzard Entertainment will poke someone's eyes out before long. Believe me, I would give everything I own to be wrong on that point, but the truth is that my current plan is to stand as a witness in the divine court of the eternal judge and proclaim that Blizzard Entertainment's fixation with what I call macabre couch potatoes is duplicitous. Yes, it will draw upon the most powerful fires of Hell to tear that plan asunder, but it keeps telling us that the sky is falling. Are we also supposed to believe that we're supposed to shut up and smile when it says shameless things? I didn't think so.
Deconstructionism is a militant !@!#&, cloaking herself as social virtue and brotherly love. Okay, that's a bit of an overstatement, but for all of you reading this who are not self-aggrandizing self-promoters, you can understand where the motivation for that statement comes from. For the sake of concreteness, Blizzard Entertainment is too satanic to read the writing on the wall. This writing warns that I strive to be consistent in my arguments. I can't say that I'm 100% true to this but Blizzard Entertainment's frequent vacillating leads me to believe that it hates you -- yes, you, because you, like me, want to improve the physical and spiritual quality of life for the population at present and for those yet to come. I plan to get the facts out in the hope that somebody else will do something to solve the problem. Are you with me -- or against me? Whatever you decide, if I may be so bold, the problem of ignorant bludgers serves as an excuse for Blizzard Entertainment to express its own hostility and frustrated need for power. Of that I am certain, because the concepts underlying Blizzard Entertainment's self-pitying demands are like the Ptolemaic astronomy, which could not have been saved by positing more epicycles or eliminating some of the more glaring discrepancies. The fundamental idea -- that the heavens revolve around the Earth -- was wrong, just as Blizzard Entertainment's idea that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights is wrong.
Now, I am all for freedom of speech, but Blizzard Entertainment is guilty of at least one criminal offense. In addition, it frequently exhibits less formal criminal behavior, such as deliberate and even gleeful cruelty, explosive behavior, and a burning desire to develop a credible pretext to forcibly silence its opponents. By framing the question in this way, we see that I overheard one of Blizzard Entertainment's stooges say, "National-security interests can and should be sidestepped whenever Blizzard Entertainment's institutional interests are at stake." This quotation demonstrates the power of language, as it epitomizes the "us/them" dichotomy within hegemonic discourse. As for me, I prefer to use language to make some changes here. Blizzard Entertainment spews out its vituperative slander from a safe, no-risk forum. Here, too, the exception proves the rule: If Blizzard Entertainment were paying attention -- which it would seem it is not, as I've already gone over this -- it'd see that you'd think that someone would have done something by now to thwart its plans to peddle the snake oil of cranky, pathetic radicalism. Unfortunately, most people are quite happy to "go along to get along" and are rather reluctant to create and nurture a true spirit of community. It is imperative that we inform such people that Blizzard Entertainment's slogans are devoid of logic and filled to the brim with hate and misinformation. Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: I am aware that many people may object to the severity of my language. But is there no cause for severity? Naturally, I aver that there is, because I can guarantee the readers of this letter that the impact of Blizzard Entertainment's dysfunctional perorations is exactly that predicted by the Book of Revelation. Evil will preside over the land. Injustice will triumph over justice, chaos over order, futility over purpose, superstition over reason, and lies over truth. Only when humanity experiences this Hell on Earth will it fully appreciate that Blizzard Entertainment's apologues are based on two fundamental errors. They assume that Blizzard Entertainment can achieve its goals by friendly and moral conduct. And they promote the mistaken idea that everyone with a different set of beliefs from its is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell.
The hour is late indeed. Fortunately, it's not yet too late to prevent the production of a new crop of stingy, selfish carpers. If you looked up "abysmal" in the dictionary, you'd probably see Blizzard Entertainment's logo. Doesn't it strike you as odd that Blizzard Entertainment's cat's-paws favor a lifestyle that is as high-handed as Blizzard Entertainment's tricks? Blizzard Entertainment's modus operandi is to gain a respectable foothold for its coldhearted lamentations. Now take that to the next level: If it weren't for stultiloquent scoundrels, it would have no friends. Not that I ever believed Blizzard Entertainment's lies, but at least before they had some kind of internal consistency -- a logic, albeit twisted, that invited refutation. But now, it seems it is desperately flailing about for any pretext, no matter how ludicrous or slight, to justify, palliate, or excuse the evils of its heart.
Sure, Blizzard Entertainment can fabulize about how its assertions are Right with a capital R. That doesn't change the fact that it can't possibly believe that it is beyond reproach. It's obstreperous, but it's not that obstreperous. Blizzard Entertainment's like the man behind the curtain in the Wizard of Oz. Pull back the curtain of nonrepresentationalism and you'll see an inconsiderate fussbudget hiding behind it, furiously pulling the levers of voyeurism in a mutinous attempt to suppress all news that portrays it in a bad light. That sort of discovery should make any sane person realize that Blizzard Entertainment's ventures are not pedantic treatises expressing theories or extravaganzas dealing in fables or fancies. They are substantial, sober outpourings from the very soul of cronyism. By Blizzard Entertainment's standards, if you have morals, believe that character counts, and actually raise your own children -- let alone teach them to be morally fit -- you're definitely a hectoring, addlepated schizophrenic. My standards -- and I suspect yours as well -- are quite different from its. For instance, I claim that I want to live my life as I see fit. I can't do that while Blizzard Entertainment still has the ability to gag free speech. The gloss that Blizzard Entertainment's votaries put on Blizzard Entertainment's credos unfortunately does little to unmask its true face and intentions in regard to mandarinism.
Blizzard Entertainment says that everyone and everything discriminates against it -- including the writing on the bathroom stalls. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery!
Let me put it this way: it would be wrong to imply that Blizzard Entertainment is involved in some kind of conspiracy to rule with an iron fist. It would be wrong because its remonstrations are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but to say that its obloquies are Holy Writ is petulant nonsense and untrue to boot. Don't let Blizzard Entertainment delude you into thinking that it can convince criminals to fill out an application form before committing a crime. It's just trying to blacklist its enemies as terrorist sympathizers or traitors. Finally, any mistakes in this letter are strictly my fault. But if you find any factual error or have more updated information on the subject of Blizzard Entertainment, Blizzard Entertainment-inspired versions of colonialism, etc., please tell me, so I can write an even stronger letter next time.
| | | http://forums-en.wow-europe.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general-en&t=1140475&p=#post1140475 | | | Poster: Aeus at 7/20/2006 5:37:08 AM PDT
Subject: Re: A complaint letter. |
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Q u o t e:
wall of text crits you for 0.5/10
Like a cannonball this text wall.. Looks like a lot of hot air though..
Read the first post (it has the forum rules...)
| | | http://forums-en.wow-europe.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general-en&t=1140475&p=#post1140517 | Poster: Aeus at 7/20/2006 5:55:21 AM PDT
Subject: Re: A complaint letter. |
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Q u o t e:
Silly post ... your supposed to be working here ... either read it all and comment on what he says, or ignore the huge wall of text, just like the rest of us.
Commenting on the sheer hugeness of that text wall without reading it is OUR job as forum trolls
I actually did read most of it (80%) just for the heck of it and discovered it really is mostly hot air this generator put together. Mostly big words, but no content..
Read the first post (it has the forum rules...)
| | | http://forums-en.wow-europe.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general-en&t=1140475&p=#post1140593 | Poster: Aeus at 7/20/2006 5:55:47 AM PDT
Subject: Re: A complaint letter. |
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Q u o t e:
Since you are up and have time to post funny things like this ;-)
How about jumping over to this thread http://forums-en.wow-europe.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general-en&t=1120516&p=1&tmp=1#post1120516 and post something usefull insted of silly jokes in nonsense threads.
Good timing, I just updated that ;)
Read the first post (it has the forum rules...)
| | | http://forums-en.wow-europe.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general-en&t=1140475&p=#post1140598 | Poster: Aeus at 7/20/2006 5:37:08 AM PDT
Subject: Re: A complaint letter. *edited post* |
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Q u o t e:
wall of text crits you for 0.5/10
Like a cannonball this text wall.. Looks like a lot of hot air though..
Read the first post (it has the forum rules...)
| | | http://forums-en.wow-europe.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general-en&t=1140475&p=#post1140517 | Poster: Aeus at 7/20/2006 5:55:21 AM PDT
Subject: Re: A complaint letter. *edited post* |
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Q u o t e:
Silly post ... your supposed to be working here ... either read it all and comment on what he says, or ignore the huge wall of text, just like the rest of us.
Commenting on the sheer hugeness of that text wall without reading it is OUR job as forum trolls
I actually did read most of it (80%) just for the heck of it and discovered it really is mostly hot air this generator put together. Mostly big words, but no content..
Read the first post (it has the forum rules...)
| | | http://forums-en.wow-europe.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general-en&t=1140475&p=#post1140593 | Poster: Aeus at 7/20/2006 5:55:47 AM PDT
Subject: Re: A complaint letter. *edited post* |
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Q u o t e:
Since you are up and have time to post funny things like this ;-)
How about jumping over to this thread http://forums-en.wow-europe.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general-en&t=1120516&p=1&tmp=1#post1120516 and post something usefull insted of silly jokes in nonsense threads.
Good timing, I just updated that ;)
Read the first post (it has the forum rules...)
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