Poster: Bellonich at 2006-07-28 07:26:08
Subject: Cruise Control For Cool! |
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Bellonich carves an intricate circlular pattern into the stone, tracing and retracing every rune and mark. In key locations, small gems are inserted. Here, an onyx glints and reflects the candelight. There, a sapphire refracts the light streaming in through the stained glass window.
After hours of work, when he has determined that everything is perfect, he moves to the head of the circle. He pulls out an old tattered book, and flips it open to a pre-marked page. The page is covered in arcane and evil-looking runes, and diagrams so foul they turn even the sorcerer's stomach. He begins reading aloud, his voice strong and showing no fear behind it.
"Oh, mighty demon of the OT, I call you!"
"Oh, majestic banner of trolls, I summon you!"
"Oh, magnificent locker of threads, I beseech you!"
"I now invoke the words of power to draw you to us!"
The diminuative mage's voice rises to a crescendo as he reads a series of words from a list, each with a horrid image drawn in blood next to it.
"SANDLOL! CHRISTIANITY! ATHEISM! SEX! HATE! RACISM! FAP! FAP! FAP!"
"COREIEL! I SUMMON THEE!"
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Armadillo or it didn't happen.
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Poster: nethaera at 2006-07-28 09:01:04
Subject: Re: Cruise Control For Cool! |
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Instead of Coreiel the intrepid posters find themselves staring into a strange flame that emits a heat that feels as if it would singe the hair off their heads if they came too close. The colors of the flame swirl about mesmerizingly. Then, when they are the most entranced a voice emits out of nowhere startling them from their strange trance.
The demon you have sought could not be reached at this time. Please hang up and try again later. Should you feel you have reached this message in error, we suggest you think long and hard about whether it's worth sending out the message again or risk burning your fingers by the responding flame you see before you.
Thank you. /lock
To light a candle is to cast a shadow.
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