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I, Mulgrim, have decided to be the boss of an instance. Please amass around me and walk in predictable patterns. The rest of you fan out into groups of 2-5 and wait to be pulled.
Do not, I repeat DO NOT help any friends who are more than 3 arms lengths away.
At around 5% HP, make sure you run in a random direction. Do not just run towards somebody who can help you.
Do not run back to the instance when you die. If you do, you will be fired.
All the money in the treasury is to split evenly among all humanoid members of my cult.
Finally, I am going to increase my size to about triple what it is right now. PLEASE do not make any doors, gates, or rooms in my temple smaller than me. I don't want to get trapped.
I'll be accepting applications for minions over the next few weeks. Must have experience standing still, and must handle boredom well.
UPDATE! Current Troops:
Mulgrimar Cultist- 11
Mulgrimar Zealot- 19
Mulgrimar Evangelist- 9
Mulgrimar Fanatic- 8
Mulgrimar Mur'gul Tamer- 9
All Mulgrimar Captain positions are now filled. Thank you!
All Mulgrimar Sargeant positions are now filled. Thank you!
All Mulgrimar General positions are now filled. Thank you!
All miniboss positions are now filled. Thank you![ post edited by Mulgrim ]
I'd jump on her like a n00b on an epic
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