The Inkredible Kobold: Studies on Azeroths Ugliest Entity
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Just what is a kobold? Well, a Kobold, proper name Koboldus Turpis is something out of a childrens book, you could say. Sporting prominent snouts, floppy clothing, and scratchy voices, these ugly suckers are what the experts call farmable mobs. But the Kobold is more than just an easy source of linen cloth. The Kobold is, in fact, a semi-intelligent (emphasis on semi) humanoid capable of many actions that more advanced humanoids are capable of. Their developed motor skills enable them to do some of the most astonishing actions that even us humans, elves, orcs, etc. are hesitant to perform (ex: picking of the nose, scratching rear in public).
But despite how these little buggers are so fascinating, nobody is very knowledgeable about them. Why? Why dont the top researchers in the Hall of Explorers study such a common critter? Is it their personal hygiene? Are they too busy digging up pieces of bone in the Wetlands? In any case, the lack of scientists on the Kobold Research project is disgusting.
This being the case, the members of the Royal Celdrassil Research and Discovery Institute have, for long (about eight minutes, plus coffee break), been studying feverishly on this fantastic creature. The research reports included in this essay are all handwritten from the field. Join us as we interrogate these butt ugly rat things in our quest for enlightenment on this subject.