Poster: Violetta at 7/30/2006 4:52:55 PM PDT
Subject: Evolution of Warcraft |
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as told by Murky and Gurky
Murky: let's make a game
Gurky: ok
Murky: let's have orcs
Gurky: fighting humans?
Murky: yeah, that works
Gurky: fun!
Murky: now let's have some orcs fighting eachother
Gurky: ok but then we better have some humans fight eachother
Murky: humans are civilised, why would they do that?
Gurky: maybe one of them is evil?
Murky: yeah, ok, an evil wizard
Gurky: and there's a half orc, half human
Murky: what?
Gurky: an orc rapes a human and they have an orc kid
Murky: you're sick
Gurky: well it'd be an emotional storyline, she's torn, orcs think she's too human and humans think she's too orc
Murky: oh alright, go for it
Gurky: yay! and we could have elves
Murky: fighting orcs?
Gurky: yeah!
Murky: so who's fighting alongside the orcs?
Gurky: jamaicans?
Murky: WHAT?!?
Gurky: ok trolls then
Murky: nice one. what about dwarves?
Gurky: they taste funny
Murky: I mean in the game
Gurky: but then the orcs need more friends
Murky: goblins!
Gurky: yeah! this game is gonna be the best game ever
Murky: damn right! and what if there's aliens?
Gurky: um... no
Murky: I like aliens
Gurky: no
Murky: aliens taste nice
Gurky: no aliens
Murky: the orcs could be aliens?
Gurky: no
Murky: they could have this big evil portal between the worlds
Gurky: hmmm
Murky: and the orcs want to conquer the humans world
Gurky: hmmmmmm
Murky: and that evil human, he made the portal!
Gurky: I like it!
Murky: yeah! I knew you would
Gurky: Ogres are aliens too then
Murky: we're putting Ogres in?
Gurky: yes!
Murky: nice! what about gnomes?
Gurky: gnomes?
Murky: gnomes are funny
Gurky: ok then. but not many, maybe a flying machine or something
Murky: and then the humans and the elves and the dwarves and the gnomes can go through the portal!
Gurky: why?
Murky: to fight in the orc world!
Gurky: hmmm
Murky: with space ships and laser guns!
Gurky: no
Murky: maybe just seige engines then
Gurky: yeah, that's nice
Murky: and they blow up the portal!
Gurky: woohoo! victory!
Murky: only they're trapped on the orc world now
Gurky: so sad, such sacrifice!
Murky: and... ooh how about if the orcs worked for demons?
Gurky: yeah!
Murky: and now the demons try using zombies
Gurky: we need more elves
Murky: why?
Gurky: so the zombies can eat all the other ones
Murky: why?
Gurky: undead elves!
Murky: ok but these new elves are blue!
Gurky: pink!
Murky: purple then, it's somewhere between
Gurky: and the purple elves fight the demons!
Murky: so do the humans and the dwarves and everyone else
Gurky: except the orcs
Murky: no, them too
Gurky: but they work for the demons?
Murky: not anymore! they're throwing off their shackles and making a place for themselves in the world
Gurky: nice one! and the zombies can turn on the demons too!
Murky: zombies can't be good guys!
Gurky: they can be baddies too, as well as the demons
Murky: ok but an elf has to be a baddy too then
Gurky: he can be blind!
Murky: why?
Gurky: it's a metaphor. it's symbolic. or something
Murky: ok, whatever. but they have to blow stuff up
Gurky: oooh they could blow up a tree!
Murky: a tree?
Gurky: maybe a really big tree?
Murky: a tree?!?
Gurky: a really important really big tree
Murky: yeah ok. but it means the end of the world
Gurky: no, then we can't make a sequel
Murky: end of their lives then
Gurky: how about they're not immortal anymore?
Murky: they were immortal?
Gurky: sure, why not?
Murky: ok but what about the undead?
Gurky: what about them?
Murky: what are they up to?
Gurky: amassing armies?
Murky: who leads them?
Gurky: a snowman
Murky: what?
Gurky: there's really a man trapped inside it
Murky: they could be working to get him out then?
Gurky: only some of them turn evil!
Murky: they're already evil!
Gurky: more evil then
Murky: more evil than eating brains?
Gurky: alright another group of evil with a conflicting agenda then
Murky: ok but they fight cows
Gurky: they what?
Murky: cow-men
Gurky: ok ok whatever
Murky: mooooo
Gurky: evil elves
Murky: what?
Gurky: if you get your cows I want evil elves
Murky: ok, fine. they can be the undead ones
Gurky: no, alive ones! they can be angry that most of them were killed and made undead
Murky: fine, but we need more gnomes then
Gurky: why?
Murky: I told you, they're funny
Gurky: oooh bugger
Murky: what?
Gurky: remember that half orc half human?
Murky: how could I forget?
Gurky: well if the orcs are aliens she cant be human, they never met humans when she was born
Murky: maybe some humans live on orc world?
Gurky: ok but they can go invisible
Murky: why?
Gurky: that's why the humans didnt see them
Murky: makes sense
Gurky: and they're all radioactive and evil and stuff
Murky: and they have a spaceship
Gurky: oh all right! but the evil elves steal their spaceships
Murky: yeah well the invisible men are demony! but good!
Gurky: yeah well my elves could kick your invisible demon mens asses!
Murky: yeah well my invisible demon men can be shaman!
Gurky: yeah well my elves can be paladins!
Murky: yeah well so can mine!
Gurky: I knew we should've gone with the drunken ninja pandas
Murky: or the murlocs
Gurky: yeah!
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| | | http://forums-en.wow-europe.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general-en&t=1169542&p=#post1169542 | | | Poster: Aeus at 7/31/2006 12:02:02 AM PDT
Subject: Re: Evolution of Warcraft |
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Q u o t e:
what else is there to do while hypogryphing from darnassus to feathermoon? :P
Well...
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=9234983
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| | | http://forums-en.wow-europe.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general-en&t=1169542&p=#post1169832 | Poster: Aeus at 7/31/2006 12:06:19 AM PDT
Subject: Re: Evolution of Warcraft |
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Q u o t e:
as told by Murky and Gurky
Murky: let's make a game
Gurky: ok
Murky: let's have orcs
Gurky: fighting humans?
Murky: yeah, that works
Gurky: fun!
Murky: now let's have some orcs fighting eachother
Gurky: ok but then we better have some humans fight eachother
Murky: humans are civilised, why would they do that?
Gurky: maybe one of them is evil?
Murky: yeah, ok, an evil wizard
Gurky: and there's a half orc, half human
Murky: what?
Gurky: an orc rapes a human and they have an orc kid
Murky: you're sick
Gurky: well it'd be an emotional storyline, she's torn, orcs think she's too human and humans think she's too orc
Murky: oh alright, go for it
Gurky: yay! and we could have elves
Murky: fighting orcs?
Gurky: yeah!
Murky: so who's fighting alongside the orcs?
Gurky: jamaicans?
Murky: WHAT?!?
Gurky: ok trolls then
Murky: nice one. what about dwarves?
Gurky: they taste funny
Murky: I mean in the game
Gurky: but then the orcs need more friends
Murky: goblins!
Gurky: yeah! this game is gonna be the best game ever
Murky: damn right! and what if there's aliens?
Gurky: um... no
Murky: I like aliens
Gurky: no
Murky: aliens taste nice
Gurky: no aliens
Murky: the orcs could be aliens?
Gurky: no
Murky: they could have this big evil portal between the worlds
Gurky: hmmm
Murky: and the orcs want to conquer the humans world
Gurky: hmmmmmm
Murky: and that evil human, he made the portal!
Gurky: I like it!
Murky: yeah! I knew you would
Gurky: Ogres are aliens too then
Murky: we're putting Ogres in?
Gurky: yes!
Murky: nice! what about gnomes?
Gurky: gnomes?
Murky: gnomes are funny
Gurky: ok then. but not many, maybe a flying machine or something
Murky: and then the humans and the elves and the dwarves and the gnomes can go through the portal!
Gurky: why?
Murky: to fight in the orc world!
Gurky: hmmm
Murky: with space ships and laser guns!
Gurky: no
Murky: maybe just seige engines then
Gurky: yeah, that's nice
Murky: and they blow up the portal!
Gurky: woohoo! victory!
Murky: only they're trapped on the orc world now
Gurky: so sad, such sacrifice!
Murky: and... ooh how about if the orcs worked for demons?
Gurky: yeah!
Murky: and now the demons try using zombies
Gurky: we need more elves
Murky: why?
Gurky: so the zombies can eat all the other ones
Murky: why?
Gurky: undead elves!
Murky: ok but these new elves are blue!
Gurky: pink!
Murky: purple then, it's somewhere between
Gurky: and the purple elves fight the demons!
Murky: so do the humans and the dwarves and everyone else
Gurky: except the orcs
Murky: no, them too
Gurky: but they work for the demons?
Murky: not anymore! they're throwing off their shackles and making a place for themselves in the world
Gurky: nice one! and the zombies can turn on the demons too!
Murky: zombies can't be good guys!
Gurky: they can be baddies too, as well as the demons
Murky: ok but an elf has to be a baddy too then
Gurky: he can be blind!
Murky: why?
Gurky: it's a metaphor. it's symbolic. or something
Murky: ok, whatever. but they have to blow stuff up
Gurky: oooh they could blow up a tree!
Murky: a tree?
Gurky: maybe a really big tree?
Murky: a tree?!?
Gurky: a really important really big tree
Murky: yeah ok. but it means the end of the world
Gurky: no, then we can't make a sequel
Murky: end of their lives then
Gurky: how about they're not immortal anymore?
Murky: they were immortal?
Gurky: sure, why not?
Murky: ok but what about the undead?
Gurky: what about them?
Murky: what are they up to?
Gurky: amassing armies?
Murky: who leads them?
Gurky: a snowman
Murky: what?
Gurky: there's really a man trapped inside it
Murky: they could be working to get him out then?
Gurky: only some of them turn evil!
Murky: they're already evil!
Gurky: more evil then
Murky: more evil than eating brains?
Gurky: alright another group of evil with a conflicting agenda then
Murky: ok but they fight cows
Gurky: they what?
Murky: cow-men
Gurky: ok ok whatever
Murky: mooooo
Gurky: evil elves
Murky: what?
Gurky: if you get your cows I want evil elves
Murky: ok, fine. they can be the undead ones
Gurky: no, alive ones! they can be angry that most of them were killed and made undead
Murky: fine, but we need more gnomes then
Gurky: why?
Murky: I told you, they're funny
Gurky: oooh bugger
Murky: what?
Gurky: remember that half orc half human?
Murky: how could I forget?
Gurky: well if the orcs are aliens she cant be human, they never met humans when she was born
Murky: maybe some humans live on orc world?
Gurky: ok but they can go invisible
Murky: why?
Gurky: that's why the humans didnt see them
Murky: makes sense
Gurky: and they're all radioactive and evil and stuff
Murky: and they have a spaceship
Gurky: oh all right! but the evil elves steal their spaceships
Murky: yeah well the invisible men are demony! but good!
Gurky: yeah well my elves could kick your invisible demon mens asses!
Murky: yeah well my invisible demon men can be shaman!
Gurky: yeah well my elves can be paladins!
Murky: yeah well so can mine!
Gurky: I knew we should've gone with the drunken ninja pandas
Murky: or the murlocs
Gurky: yeah!
Funny :)
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| | | http://forums-en.wow-europe.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general-en&t=1169542&p=#post1169837 | Poster: Aeus at 7/31/2006 12:09:02 AM PDT
Subject: Re: Evolution of Warcraft |
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Q u o t e:
You first notice the comments, then the OP? ;p
I decided it would be unfair to link to a different post without also giving my honest opinion on the OP :)
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