Poster: Galbryn at 2006-07-26 09:36:10
Subject: I should be the New CM |
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Why you ask?? Because:
A) I will gladly troll these forums all day on a constant locking and banning spree the second I sense unnecessary hostility from a poster.
B) I will answer, to the best of my ability, the concerns of the Warcraft customer. Key phrase here being “to the best of my ability.”
C) I will use propper grammer and speling @ all tiems.
D) You will see no 1337 sp34k fr0m m3…..ever.
E) I have a paladin...and he’s on a PvP realm. (some will recognize this joke)
F) I will gladly put in overtime as long as it involves more locking of threads, and the punishment of overzealous forum trolls. I will also gladly moderate the RPPvP realms I play on.
G) I have a lot of ideas I would like to see implemented in the current game, like Gnome Punting, and Pin the Tail on the Tauren.
H) I will always take the concerns of the customer to the developers...as long as they are good and valid concerns.
I) I will pick a cool avatar. Murgurgle.
J) I can easily do this job from my current residence. However if this is unacceptable, I will gladly relocate...Can I get a summons??
I anxiously await your consideration in regards to my application for your current CM position. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Galby Giddlefist
...And on the sixth day, the Light created Murlocs. And it was Murgurgurgle.
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Poster: caerrus at 2006-07-26 09:40:39
Subject: Re: I should be the New CM |
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http://www.blizzard.com/jobopp
:)
We pass the time of day to forget how time passes.
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Poster: nethaera at 2006-07-26 21:20:37
Subject: Re: I should be the New CM |
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Q u o t e:
ROFL!! No wonder I couldn't find my post. I was wondering why it never showed on page 1. I guess I figured we were all really testing the hell out of them.
But seriously, vote me for new CM. :)
Nethaera: I am your ACM.
Forum Poster: Well I didn't vote for you.
Nethaera: You don't vote for ACMs.
Forum Poster: Well how'd you become ACM then?
(Angelic music plays... )
Nethaera: The Lord of the CMs, his arm clad in the purest shimmering thorium held aloft the Great Ban Stick of Pwnage from the bosom of the Blizzard Headquarters, signifying by divine providence that I, Nethaera, was to carry the Great Ban Stick of Pwnage. THAT is why I am your ACM.
Forum Poster: (interrupting) Listen, strange men hangin' around Blizzard Headquarters distributin' ban sticks is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical terran ceremony.
To light a candle is to cast a shadow.
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